- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Women rights..

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Yo mama so fat she died

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

do you know what's so funny? yup

666 im christian

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Hello

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

im black

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??