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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Women Drivers.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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