What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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There is a car full of black people.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Women Drivers.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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