- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Avery has crabs.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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