The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Black people

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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A ginger rapping.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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