Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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penis that is all

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Oliver's friends

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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I love boobs

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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I came.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Men's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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