- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

A man walks into a bar.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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