- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

you wanna hear a joke? no

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Josh kissing a girl

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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