Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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your momma's an antijoke

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sixty....eight.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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http://www.ladsta.com

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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penisface

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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you are gay

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Y2K

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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lololololololololol

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