do you know what's so funny? yup

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Slavery

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Tacos

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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womans rights

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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American Idol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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