- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister has to take a dump

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Child Prostitution.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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