What's gay and gay? Joe

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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