A fat man buys a salad

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Well, this is fun.

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Icecream

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Canada

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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I am really good at math debating

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Anti Joke

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