A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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this website...

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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fart

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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