- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What's 6+2? 16

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Womens rights.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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