Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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GONNA

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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memes

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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