What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Canada's army

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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