- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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