- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

do you know what's so funny? yup

Yo mama so fat she died

Knock knock It's open, come in.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Slavery

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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