- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

whats red white and blue? i dont know

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

I am black.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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