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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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