Guess what? Chicken butt

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beiber i straight

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Hello

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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the WNBA

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

My friends are like trampolines I have none

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Men's rights

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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