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you are gay

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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chuck norris

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Hummer.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Chrissy is funny.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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