An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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