Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Where else? The junk yard

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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