Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A fat man buys a salad

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Well, this is fun.

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Icecream

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Canada

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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I am really good at math debating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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