There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Golf.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

women's rights

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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