What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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God.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Knock knock Come in!

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I don't get it

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