Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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a banana

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Go away.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Avery has crabs.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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