if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Canada

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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So dont touch it

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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French people

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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