Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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