what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Water, please.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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haha.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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