- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

go go gadget

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

women's rights

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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