Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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