- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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