Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

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