Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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hi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Womens rights.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Anti Joke

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