What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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barack osama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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