Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Write your own

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

your face.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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