"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats better than shoes feet

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Time flies like a banana.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

jewish people like other jewish people.

I am a real homosexual

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

you wanna hear a joke? no

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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