- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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