- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

God.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Exactly what?

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Josh kissing a girl

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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