Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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