What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

penis

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Du bist mein Kampf

A women walks out of a kitchen.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Justin Bieber

DANA

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Slavery

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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