- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

a banana

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What is 69? A two digit number.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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