What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Justin Bieber

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Baseball

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Whoa! A talking carrot!

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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