Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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A man walks into a bar.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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God.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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