safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Slavery

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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I came.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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PENIS

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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