Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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women's rights

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Your life That's the joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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a little girl gets raped

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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