What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Mexicans working in an office

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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