- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

you wanna hear a joke? no

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Please don't rape me.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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