- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Time flies like a banana.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats better than shoes feet

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

jewish people like other jewish people.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

I am a real homosexual

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

you wanna hear a joke? no

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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