Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Yo mama so fat she died

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What comes after "Q" R

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Anti Joke

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