Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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PENIS

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Canada

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A seal walks into a club.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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