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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What does a man like. food.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Gadaffi

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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No.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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