Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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