How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Hey, come here often? No.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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