George W. Bush

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Lets make like trees and stand still

sixty....eight.

Women's rights.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Hi colton

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A seal walks into a club.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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