What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

your momma's an antijoke

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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French people

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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