A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Nicholas Cage

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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your face.

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lol

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Anti Joke

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