- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi poop!

Where else? The junk yard

Ben Colbert is gay

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

My mom's dead

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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