What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

I won the game.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Pickle!

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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