A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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My sister has to take a dump

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Child Prostitution.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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nbjhfghl

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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