A Muslim blows up a bar

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This post contains NOTHING.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Women's Rights

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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two fish are in a tank.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Baseball

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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