- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

a little girl gets raped

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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