A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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memes

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Sea World Japan.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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