- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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