Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

a little girl gets raped

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

a banana

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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