What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Jewish People

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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gay marriage.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Hello

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Exactly what?

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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jack shine has boobs

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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