An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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