Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Avery has crabs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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