Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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throbbing slobber

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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fart

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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nbjhfghl

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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