Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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I am a real homosexual

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A ginger rapping.

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What break when you talk?

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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women's rights

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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George W. Bush

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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