- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

...and I'm a Mormon.

Men's rights

penisface

your momma's an antijoke

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

. Deez nuts Ok

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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