- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

whats better than shoes feet

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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