Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Religion

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The horse said "nay."

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Water, please.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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