What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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