what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Kate

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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