- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Golf.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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