Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Ben is gay

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

come along children

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

i have 2 penises

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What is big and white, not the moon CC

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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