What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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this website...

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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