- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Womens rights

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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