- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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