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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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