Mmmmmmm Lemons

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Women

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Black people

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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This joke isnt funny.

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jokes r dumb

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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George W. Bush

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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