why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

The horse said "nay."

Religion

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Water, please.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Chrissy is funny.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Anti Joke

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