What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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you are gay

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Nicholas Cage

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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