roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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nbjhfghl

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Pickle!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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