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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

ollie is a fag so are you

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

you are gay

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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