sixty....eight.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

A seal walks into a club.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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