What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Herman Cain

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

A fat man buys a salad

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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