A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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i like potatoes

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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i heart wiener

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hummer.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Hitler is my role model

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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