Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Womens rights.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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