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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Women's Rights

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

two fish are in a tank.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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