What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

I dislike old people.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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