Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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go go gadget

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

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