What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

yo mama so fat she's fat

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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