There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A mexican goes to an ATM.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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