What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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I dislike old people.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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