- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

666 im christian

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

gay marriage.

This post contains NOTHING.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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