- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

penisface

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

steves legs

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

okay.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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