WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Dallas Cowboys

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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penisface

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Haha

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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