- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Dozer has a soul

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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