Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Pianca going ham

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Jewish People

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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